You’re Not Gonna Make It
Welcome to the ”You’re Not Gonna Make It” podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. (And maybe we’ll find a way to deal with them, too.)
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3 days ago
3 days ago
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: Bacon obsession.
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Tuesday Apr 15, 2025
Tuesday Apr 15, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: One of the greatest pyramid schemes of all time.
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Tuesday Apr 08, 2025
Tuesday Apr 08, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: Cow harassment.
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Tuesday Apr 01, 2025
Tuesday Apr 01, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: Happy "Get Sober" Day!
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Tuesday Mar 25, 2025
Tuesday Mar 25, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: Dogsh*t. It's what's for lunch!
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Tuesday Mar 18, 2025
Tuesday Mar 18, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: Scrolling downhill.
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Tuesday Mar 11, 2025
Tuesday Mar 11, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: Quick way to die(t).
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Tuesday Mar 04, 2025
Tuesday Mar 04, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: Obligatory pizza parties.
We have a guest today, my friend Megan! You can find her links here: https://linktr.ee/megsales
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Tuesday Feb 25, 2025
Tuesday Feb 25, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: CLICK HERE TO WIN $69,000,000.
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Tuesday Feb 18, 2025
Tuesday Feb 18, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: Drive-thru slop.
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You're Not Gonna Make It
(But You Can)
Welcome to the "You're Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity's not gonna make it.
I'm Kevin, and I'll be talking about threats to you (physically and mentally), such as:
- AI
- VR nonsense
- Not exercising
- Weight loss drugs
- Too much screen time
Basically, things that could ruin your life.
Not just complaining, but explaining what you can do to fight off these threats.
So, pay attention—you might learn something.
And if you don't, you're not gonna make it.