Episodes

14 hours ago
32 The Motivation Industry
14 hours ago
14 hours ago
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: Happy "Get Sober" Day!
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Tuesday Mar 25, 2025
31 School Lunch
Tuesday Mar 25, 2025
Tuesday Mar 25, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: Dogsh*t. It's what's for lunch!
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Tuesday Mar 18, 2025
30 Doomscrolling
Tuesday Mar 18, 2025
Tuesday Mar 18, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: Scrolling downhill.
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Tuesday Mar 11, 2025
29 Fad Diets
Tuesday Mar 11, 2025
Tuesday Mar 11, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: Quick way to die(t).
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Tuesday Mar 04, 2025
28 Office Culture (ft. Megan Sales)
Tuesday Mar 04, 2025
Tuesday Mar 04, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: Obligatory pizza parties.
We have a guest today, my friend Megan! You can find her links here: https://linktr.ee/megsales
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Tuesday Feb 25, 2025
27 Advertisements
Tuesday Feb 25, 2025
Tuesday Feb 25, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: CLICK HERE TO WIN $69,000,000.
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Tuesday Feb 18, 2025
26 Fast Food
Tuesday Feb 18, 2025
Tuesday Feb 18, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: Drive-thru slop.
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Tuesday Feb 11, 2025
25 Driving
Tuesday Feb 11, 2025
Tuesday Feb 11, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: Road rage.
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Tuesday Feb 04, 2025
24 College
Tuesday Feb 04, 2025
Tuesday Feb 04, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: Higher education (more like "please hire me" education).
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Tuesday Jan 28, 2025
23 Sugar
Tuesday Jan 28, 2025
Tuesday Jan 28, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: Diabeetus juice.
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You're Not Gonna Make It
(But You Can)
Welcome to the "You're Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity's not gonna make it.
I'm Kevin, and I'll be talking about threats to you (physically and mentally), such as:
- AI
- VR nonsense
- Not exercising
- Weight loss drugs
- Too much screen time
Basically, things that could ruin your life.
Not just complaining, but explaining what you can do to fight off these threats.
So, pay attention—you might learn something.
And if you don't, you're not gonna make it.