You’re Not Gonna Make It
Welcome to the ”You’re Not Gonna Make It” podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. (And maybe we’ll find a way to deal with them, too.)
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7 days ago
7 days ago
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: I ain't leavin'.
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Tuesday Aug 19, 2025
Tuesday Aug 19, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: Accidentally hacking the Pentagon.
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Tuesday Aug 12, 2025
Tuesday Aug 12, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: You don't even know, bro.
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Tuesday Aug 05, 2025
Tuesday Aug 05, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: Do you even have time to read this?
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Tuesday Jul 29, 2025
Tuesday Jul 29, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: I love pasta so much.
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Tuesday Jul 22, 2025
Tuesday Jul 22, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: Booty-butt, booty-butt, booty-butt CHEEKS!
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Tuesday Jul 15, 2025
Tuesday Jul 15, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: Don't disappoint Vegeta.
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Tuesday Jul 08, 2025
Tuesday Jul 08, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: Liposuction is not the answer.
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Tuesday Jul 01, 2025
Tuesday Jul 01, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: JUST MOVE MORE.
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Tuesday Jun 24, 2025
Tuesday Jun 24, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: JUST EAT LESS.
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You're Not Gonna Make It
(But You Can)
Welcome to the "You're Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity's not gonna make it.
I'm Kevin, and I'll be talking about threats to you (physically and mentally), such as:
- AI
- VR nonsense
- Not exercising
- Weight loss drugs
- Too much screen time
Basically, things that could ruin your life.
Not just complaining, but explaining what you can do to fight off these threats.
So, pay attention—you might learn something.
And if you don't, you're not gonna make it.