Episodes

4 days ago
67 What To ACTUALLY Eat to Lose Weight
4 days ago
4 days ago
Welcome to the ”You’re Not Gonna Make It” podcast, where I discuss threats to your physical and mental health (and find ways to deal with them, too).
This episode: Literally what to eat.
🦾 Drop 30-50lbs ASAP
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Tuesday Nov 25, 2025
66 You Don’t Need a 5‑Day Split to Get Fit
Tuesday Nov 25, 2025
Tuesday Nov 25, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss threats to your physical and mental health (and find ways to deal with them, too).
This episode: Get ready for a math lesson.
🦾 Drop 30-50lbs ASAP
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🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast

Tuesday Nov 18, 2025
65 Lizzo Proved Ozempic Isn’t Needed (Here’s How She Actually Did It)
Tuesday Nov 18, 2025
Tuesday Nov 18, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss why humanity might not make it.
This episode: Good As Hellthy.
🦾 Drop 30-50lbs ASAP
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Tuesday Nov 11, 2025
64 Why Doctors Push Pills Over Habits
Tuesday Nov 11, 2025
Tuesday Nov 11, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss threats to your physical and mental health (and find ways to deal with them, too).
This episode: Your prescription to not be fat anymore.
🦾 Drop 30-50lbs ASAP
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📚 Fitness Course
🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast

Tuesday Nov 04, 2025
63 The Hidden Weight Loss Killer: Alcohol Explained
Tuesday Nov 04, 2025
Tuesday Nov 04, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss threats to your physical and mental health (and find ways to deal with them, too).
This episode: Acid juice.
🦾 Drop 30-50lbs ASAP
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🎙️ You're Not Gonna Make It Podcast

Tuesday Oct 28, 2025
62 The Identity Crisis of Losing Weight
Tuesday Oct 28, 2025
Tuesday Oct 28, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss threats to your physical and mental health (and find ways to deal with them, too).
This episode: WHOAMI?
🦾 Drop 30-50lbs ASAP
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Tuesday Oct 21, 2025
61 Willpower
Tuesday Oct 21, 2025
Tuesday Oct 21, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss threats to your physical and mental health (and find ways to deal with them, too).
This episode: Gurren Lagann is a good anime.
🦾 Drop 30+ lbs ASAP
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Tuesday Oct 14, 2025
60 Caffeine
Tuesday Oct 14, 2025
Tuesday Oct 14, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss threats to your physical and mental health (and find ways to deal with them, too).
This episode: Caffiends.
🦾 Drop 30+ lbs ASAP
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Tuesday Oct 07, 2025
59 Meal Plans
Tuesday Oct 07, 2025
Tuesday Oct 07, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: Plan D(eez nuts).
🦾 Drop 30+ lbs ASAP
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Tuesday Sep 30, 2025
58 Detoxes
Tuesday Sep 30, 2025
Tuesday Sep 30, 2025
Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.
This episode: Transparent diarrhea.
🦾 Drop 30+ lbs ASAP
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You're Not Gonna Make It
(But You Can)
Welcome to the "You're Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity's not gonna make it.
I'm Kevin, and I'll be talking about threats to you (physically and mentally), such as:
- AI
- VR nonsense
- Not exercising
- Weight loss drugs
- Too much screen time
Basically, things that could ruin your life.
Not just complaining, but explaining what you can do to fight off these threats.
So, pay attention—you might learn something.
And if you don't, you're not gonna make it.






