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You're Not Gonna Make It

(But You Can)

Welcome to the \"You're Not Gonna Make It\" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity's not gonna make it.

I'm Kevin, and I'll be talking about threats to you (physically and mentally), such as:

- AI
- VR nonsense
- Not exercising
- Weight loss drugs
- Too much screen time

Basically, things that could ruin your life.

Not just complaining, but explaining what you can do to fight off these threats.

So, pay attention—you might learn something.

And if you don't, you're not gonna make it.

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Welcome to the \"You’re Not Gonna Make It\" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Dogsh*t. It's what's for lunch!

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Welcome to the \"You’re Not Gonna Make It\" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Dogsh*t. It's what's for lunch!